How to Select the Best Women

SELECT
ThePerfectWoman

FROM   AllTheWomenInTheWorld

WHERE  HerInterests
LIKE Mine

      
AND HerMate IS
NULL

      
AND LikesToLive IN (
'Where',
'Ever',
'I',
'Want',
'to',
'live' )

GROUP  BY
CASE

         
WHEN EverMyFeelings>=Sad

                
THEN SheCanMakeMeHappy
ELSE IwillMakeHerHappy
* 2

        
END

HAVING Max(Attitude)
> Good